Scene: A house, on a rock island somewhere out at sea. The family is sleeping, with Harry on the cold, dirt floor. He has drawn a birthday cake which reads, Happy Birthday Harry. Harry looks at Dudley's watch, which beeps 12:00.
Harry: Make a wish, Harry.
Harry blows. Suddenly, the door thumps. Harry jumps. The door thumps again and Dudley and Harry jump up and back away. Petunia and Vernon appear, Vernon with a gun. The door bangs again and then cracks open, and a giant man appears.
Vernon: Who's there? Ahh!
Hagrid: Sorry 'bout that.
He puts the door back up.
Vernon: I demand that you leave at once, Sir! You are breaking and entering!
Petunia: Ooh.
Hagrid comes over, grabs the gun and bends it upwards.
Hagrid: Dry up, Dursley, you great prune.
The gun fires.
All: Ahh!
Hagrid (sees Dudley): My, I haven't seen you since you was a baby, Harry, but you're a bit more along than I would have expected. Particularly 'round the middle!
Dudley: I-I-I'm not Harry.
Harry (appears): I-I am.
Hagrid: Oh, well, of course you are! Got something for ya. 'Fraid I might have sat on it at some point! I imagine that it'll taste fine just the same. Ahh. Baked it myself.
He hands Harry the cake.
Hagrid: Words and all. Heh.
Harry: Thank you!
Harry opens to see the cake, which reads: Happee Birdae Harry.
Hagrid: It's not every day that your young man turns eleven, now is it?
Hagrid sits down on the couch, takes out an umbrella and points it at the empty fire. Poof, poof! Two sparks fly out and the fire starts. The family gapes.
Harry (puts cake down): Excuse me, who are you?
Hagrid: Rubeus Hagrid. Keeper of keys and grounds at Hogwarts. Course, you'll know all about Hogwarts.
Harry: Sorry, no.
Hagrid: No? Blimey, Harry, didn't you ever wonder where your mum and dad learned it all?
Harry: Learned what?
Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry.
Harry: I-I'm a what?
Harry: A wizard. And a thumping good one at that, I'd wager. Once you train up a little.
Harry: No, you've made a mistake. I can't be...a-a wizard. I mean, I'm just... Harry. Just Harry.
Hagrid: Well, Just Harry, did you ever make anything happen? Anything you couldn't explain when you were angry or scared? (Harry softens his expression) Ah.
Dudley whimpers. Hagrid hands Harry the same letter that has been sent the past while. Harry opens it.
Harry: Dear, Mr. Potter. We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts' School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!
Vernon: Hell not be going! We swore when we took him in we'd put an end to this rubbish!
Harry: You knew? You knew all along and you never told me?
Petunia: Of course we knew. How could you not be? My perfect sister being who she was. Oh, my mother and father were so proud the day she got her letter. We have a witch in the family. Isn't it wonderful? I was the only one to see her for what she was. A freak! And then she met that Potter, and then she had you, and I knew you'd be just the same, just as strange, just as ... abnormal. And then, if you please, she went and got herself blown up! And we got landed with you.
Harry: Blown up? You told me my parents died in a car crash!
Hagrid: A car crash? A car crash kill James and Lily Potter?
Petunia: We had to tell him something.
Hagrid: It's an outrage! It's a scandal!
Vernon: He'll not be going!
Hagrid: Oh, and I suppose a great Muggle like yourself's going to stop him, are you?
Harry: Muggle?
Hagrid: Non magic folk. This boy's had his name down ever since he was born! He's going to the finest school of witchcraft and wizardry in the world, and he'll be under the greatest headmaster Hogwarts' has ever seen: Albus Dumbledore.
Vernon: I will not pay for some crackpot old fool to teach him magic tricks!
Hagrid (whips out umbrella and points it at Vernon): Never insult Albus Dumbledore in front of me.
Hagrid sees Dudley eating Harry's cake, and points the umbrella at his rear. A grey tail grows.
Dudley: Ahh!
All: Ahh!
The family chases Dudley. Harry laughs.
Hagrid: Oh, um, I'd appreciate if you didn't tell anyone at Hogwarts about that. Strictly speaking, I'm not allowed to do magic.
Harry (nods): Okay.
Hagrid (checks a clock): Ooh, we're a bit behind schedule. Best be off. Unless you'd rather stay, of course. Hmm?
Harry grins, looks back, and grins again.
Scene: Streets of London. Hagrid and Harry are walking.
Harry: All students must be equipped with...one standard size two pewter cauldron and may bring if they desire either an owl, a cat or a toad. Can we find all this in London?
Hagrid: If you know where to go.
They go to a corner store and enter, The Leaky Cauldron. There's music and talking.
Barkeep Tom: Ah, Hagrid! The usual, I presume?
Hagrid: No thanks, Tom. I'm on official Hogwarts business today. Just helping young Harry here buy his school supplies.
Tom: Bless my soul. It's Harry Potter.
The pub goes silent. A man comes up and shakes Harrys hand.
Man: Welcome back, Mr. Potter, welcome back.
A witch comes up and shakes Harrys hand, as well.
Witch: Doris Crockford, Mr. Potter. I can't believe I'm meeting you at last.
A man in robes with a turban on his head appears. It is PROFESSOR QUIRRELL.
Quirrell: Harry P-potter. C-can't tell you how pleased I am to meet you.
Hagrid: Hello, Professor. I didn't see you there. Harry, this is Professor Quirrell. He'll be your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts.
Harry (puts out hand. Quirrell refuses): Oh, nice to meet you.
Quirrell: F-fearfully fascinating subject. N-not that you need it, e-eh, Potter? Heheh.
Hagrid: Yes, well, must be going now. Lots to buy. Heh.
Harry: Good-bye.
The two leave into a back room winery in front of a brick wall.
Hagrid: See, Harry, you're famous!
Harry: But why am I famous, Hagrid? All those people back there, how is it they know who I am?
Hagrid: I'm not exactly sure I'm the right person to tell you that, Harry.
Hagrid taps the brick wall clockwise with his umbrella. The blocks shift and open up to reveal a hidden, busy street.
Hagrid: Welcome, Harry, to Diagon Alley.
Harry grins broadly as they step into the street and walk down it. An owl screeches.
Hagrid: Here's where you'll get your quills and ink, and over there all your bits and bobs for doing your wizardry.
Harry is amazed as they pass by shops and owls and bats. The camera pans on a broom store, where a group of boys are crowded around a shiny broom.
Boy: It's a world class racing broom. Look at it, its the new Nimbus 2000! It's the fastest model yet.
Harry: But, Hagrid, how am I to pay for all this? I haven't any money.
Hagrid: Well there's your money, Harry. Gringotts, the Wizard Bank. T'aint no place safer, 'cept perhaps Hogwarts.
Inside the bank, they walk down the shiny aisle, passing tiny creatures working.
Harry: Uh, Hagrid, what exactly are those things?
Hagrid: They're goblins, Harry. Clever as they come goblins but not the most friendly of beasts. Best stick close to me.
Harry sticks to him. Hagrid clears his throat as they approach a counter with a goblin in it.
Hagrid: Mr. Harry Potter wishes to make a withdrawal.
Goblin (looks up): And does Mr. Harry Potter have his key?
Hagrid: Oh. Wait a minute. Got it here somewhere. Hah. Here's the little devil. Oh, and there's something else as well. Professor Dumbledore gave me this. It's about you-know-what in vault you-know-which.
He hands the Goblin a letter wrapped in string.
Goblin: Very well.
Scene: Racing down the depth caverns in a cartlike structure. The cart stops, a goblin, GRIPHOOK, clambers out.
Griphook: Vault 687. Lamp, please.
Hagrid hands him the lamp and he walks to the vault.
Griphook: Key please.
Hagrid hands him the key and he unlocks it. The room is filled nearly top to bottom with coins. Harry is amazed.
Hagrid: Didn't think your mum and dad would leave you with nothing, now didja?
They continue on through the cavern.
Griphook: Vault 713.
Harry: What's in there, Hagrid?
Hagrid: Can't tell you, Harry. It's Hogwarts business. Very secret.
Griphook: Stand back.
Griphook slides his finger down the door. Clank. Clank. The vault opens to expose a small white stone package. Hagrid hurries in and scoops it up. The eerie light it was shining with disappears.
Hagrid: Best not mention this to anyone, Harry.
Harry nods.
Scene: Outside in the street, walking.
Harry: I still need...a wand.
Hagrid: A wand? Well, you'll want Ollivanders. No place better. Run along there, but wait. I just got one more thing I got to do. Won't be long.
Harry goes into the store, quietly. He looks around. There are shelves of wands, but no people.
Harry (softly): Hello? Hello?
There is a thunk. A man appears on a ladder and looks at Harry. He smiles.
Ollivander: I wondered when I'd be seeing you, Mr. Potter. It seems only yesterday that your mother and father were in here buying their first wands.
Ollivander picks a wand.
Ollivander: Ah. Here we are.
Harry holds it but just stands.
Ollivander: Well, give it a wave.
Harry: Oh!
Harry waves the wand. All the shelves come crashing down. Harry jumps and hurriedly puts the wand back on the counter.
Ollivander: Apparently not.
Ollivander grabs another wand.
Ollivander: Perhaps this.
Harry waves at a vase, which blows apart.
Ollivander: No, no, definitely not! No matter...
Ollivander grabs another wand.
Ollivander: I wonder.
He hands a wand to Harry. Harry glows under it.
Ollivander: Curious, very curious.
Harry: Sorry, but what's curious?
Ollivander: I remember every wand I've ever sold, Mr. Potter. It just so happens that the phoenix, whose tail feather resides in your wand gave one other feather, just one. It is curious that you should be destined for this wand when its brother gave you that scar.
He points to Harry's scar.
Harry: And...who owned that wand?
Ollivander: Oh, we do not speak his name. The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter. It's not always clear why, but I think it is clear that we can expect great things from you. After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things...terrible, yes, but great.
He hands Harry his wand. There is a knock on the window.
Hagrid: Harry! Harry! Happy birthday!
Has a snowy owl in a cage which hoots.
Harry: Wow.
Scene: Later, eating supper. The two, Hagrid and Harry, are at a long table, eating soup.
Hagrid: You all right, Harry? You seem very quiet.
Harry: He killed my parents, didn't he? The one who gave me this. You know, Hagrid, I know you do.
Hagrid (sighs and pushes bowl away): First, and understand this, Harry, 'cause it's very important. Not all wizards are good. Some of them go bad. A few years ago there was one wizard who went as bad as you can go. And his name was V-...his name was V-...
Harry: Maybe if you wrote it down?
Hagrid: No, I can't spell it. All right. His name was Voldemort.
Harry: Voldemort?
Hagrid: Shh!!
Harry looks around. A flashback ensues, consisting off a cloaked man walking towards a house, breaking in with his wand, and proceeding to terrorize. Hagrid narrates.
Hagrid: It was dark times, Harry, dark times. Voldemort started to gather some followers, brought 'em over to the dark side. Anyone that stood up to him ended up dead. Your parents fought against him, but nobody lived once he decided to kill 'em.
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